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The Blaſphemous Bicycler

a never-ending brouhaha of nonſenſe and crap

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Commute

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Very sticky, humid ride in today.
When I arrived, I discovered that forgot my towel, and had to dry off with my sweaty shirt.

Bleagh!

Today: 10 miles
August: 118 miles
2008 Utility Miles: 244
2008 Total Miles: 474 miles

Foothills

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

I’ve been spending too much time riding along the river and on rail trails.

My evil plans to conquer the world will never succeed if I can’t ride my bicycle up hills. So today, I decided to head west, away from the river, and into the Appalachian foothills near my house.

I was planning to ride to the AT, and turn around and ride back - about 16 miles round trip.

I knew it was gonna be a roller coaster ride with the hills, so I cranked down each hill as hard as I could to keep my momentum for the grind up the next one.

I survived about 4.5 miles of this before my legs melted and my lungs caught fire.

So, I turned around.

Today: 9 miles
August: 108 miles
2008 Utility Miles: 234
2008 Total Miles: 464 miles

LVRT Ice Cream Ride

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

Girtong2 and I rode the LVRT from Elizabethtown to the Colebrook Twin-Kiss for ice cream.

As always, I recommend the Maple Walnut Sundae.

Today: 19 miles
August: 99 miles
2008 Utility Miles: 234
2008 Total Miles: 455 miles

Commute Haiku

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

fly home like rocket
My bicycle, jet-propelled
beans are tasty lunch

Today: 10 miles
August: 80 miles
2008 Utility Miles: 234
2008 Total Miles: 436 miles

Adventures in Lethargy II

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

After a hard week’s toil in the cubicle farm, I needed some time in the great out-of-doors to enjoy my bicycle and my books. The general plan was the same as last time; Ride until I felt like reading, then read until I felt like riding.

Less than a mile into my ride, I happened upon Girtong2 riding along with his kids. So, I stopped to chat for a bit. Girtong2 did not seem to believe me when I told him I was planning to ride all the way to Mt. Gretna today.

He soon had to turn back, as his offspring were not up for a lengthy adventure.

I rode on, stopping occasionally to relax, observe the cows, and read about the adventures of Mr. Sherlock Holmes.

When I finally arrived at the turn-around point, I produced some photographic evidence that I made it to Mt. Gretna despite Girtong’s skepticism.

HA HA GIRTONG!

Today: 25 miles
August: 65 miles
2008 Utility Miles: 224
2008 Total Miles: 421 miles