Archive for July, 2009

Political Nonsense Music

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

Let me state for the record that I am generally not a fan of most of the so-called music on the radio. Everyone knows that there is auto-tune software that allows people who can’t sing to have successful music careers, so long as someone else is writing the songs.

As is turns out, you don’t need songwriters, either. The words to the songs don’t matter. It seems that even nonsensical gibberish can be turned into catchy tunes with the proper application of software.

There is no better source of nonsensical gibberish than the crap that comes out of the mouths of politicians.

So, some people have figured out that you can feed C-SPAN to the pop-music creation machine, and get something that sounds pretty much like everything else on the radio.

Now I have this crazy shit stuck in my head. I go to bed at night, and I can hear John Boehner singing “Hell No! Hell No! Hell Nooooooo!” about the climate change bill.

It’s driving me crazy, but I think I want more.

Biking on the Moon

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

Bike Lane on the Moon

Legend has it that Kent Peterson makes frequent S24O camping trips to the moon, riding a fixed-gear, while holding his breath.

I can only assume that he is the one painting bike lanes on the lunar regolith.

It’s no surprise that some jerkoff felt the need to park in the bike lane there, too.

Spiritual Safety Tip

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

What to do if you find an atheist

I’m sorely tempted to buy a Mr. Gruff T-shirt, but I hate to put monies in the coffers of these people.

Update!
Oragami Mr. GrufJesus Action Figure
You can download instructions to make your very own oragami Mr. Gruff and Jesus action figures!