Biking for Jesus

I took the belief-o-matic quiz, and whaddyaknow, turns out I’m an orthodox Christian.

As a result, there will be no more blasphemy on this blog, and I will henceforth ride my bicycle only in accordance with Christ-Centered living and with strict adherence to Biblical teaching.

My Results:
1. Eastern Orthodox (100%)
2. Roman Catholic (100%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (98%)
4. Seventh Day Adventist (92%)
5. Orthodox Quaker (84%)
6. Orthodox Judaism (72%)
7. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (67%)
8. Islam (66%)
9. Hinduism (58%)
10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (58%)
11. Jehovah’s Witness (55%)
12. Sikhism (51%)
13. Baha’i Faith (47%)
14. Liberal Quakers (38%)
15. Reform Judaism (37%)
16. Jainism (35%)
17. Unitarian Universalism (30%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (26%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (26%)
20. Theravada Buddhism (25%)
21. Scientology (22%)
22. Neo-Pagan (22%)
23. Nontheist (18%)
24. New Thought (17%)
25. New Age (14%)
26. Secular Humanism (12%)
27. Taoism (10%)

I never would have expected to have so much in common with the Catholics.

Hallelujah!
Hosanna!
Sola Scriptura!
Aprilibus Follis!

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6 Responses to Biking for Jesus

  1. evil sister says:

    Will your Christian ministry take place during bike rides in a free roaming manner…..mob style?

  2. Bone says:

    I have no idea what that means.

  3. evil sister says:

    Will you have a congregation that you preach to during rides?

  4. Bone says:

    I’ll have disciples.

  5. doc says:

    I thought you were into the whole Amish-celt scene?

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