Monthly Archives: April 2009

Blog Blog Blog

I’ve been too busy to blog lately, and the things I’ve been busy doing aren’t interesting enough to blog about, even if I had the time. I should be able to resume my normal volume of inane drivel in a … Continue reading

Posted in Random Bullshit | 3 Comments

Guardian of the Wool

If you even think about taking his wool blankie, he’ll scratch your fucking eyes out.

Posted in Cringer | 6 Comments

Schwinns of the Fathers

When my dad was 14 years old, he bought himself a new bicycle to commute to his after-school job. His commute was about 3 miles down dirt roads to a neighboring farm. His job was to call the cows into … Continue reading

Posted in Cycling | 6 Comments

Old Church Stuff

Look-it what I found going through old church stuff. Here’s the church in 1898. Almost exactly the same as it is today. Back in those days, a man really knew how to wear a beard. Note that he wears no … Continue reading

Posted in Blasphemy | 1 Comment

Evangelism

When I was a little kid, my parents took me to this church for my weekly dose of Christianity and out-of-tune hymn-singing. Many years have gone by since then, and now almost everyone who went to this church either stopped … Continue reading

Posted in Blasphemy | 14 Comments