Ask and Ye Shall Recieve
A quick search through realtor.com turns up this little gem.
Clcik for the ad
A desanctified church in the thriving metropolis of Middleburg, PA for sale as a “single family home.” It could be all mine for the princely sum of $45,000.00.
I wonder if it comes with a graveyard… I’ve always wanted to learn necromancy and raise an army of undead zombies to do my evil bidding….
Update: 03-13-2007:
We called the realtor and are having a look at the church Saturday! mwawahahahah!
March 13th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
T’would be nice to have you back in the area.
March 13th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
I think it’s perfect for you. Tell everyone that it’s haunted and give guided tours.
March 13th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
I was thinking of turning all the crosses upside down and putting gargoyles on the roof. I wonder how long it would take for the villagers to come and lynch me.